every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry
you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”
“dont die” is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don’t die. going to Mars? don’t die. going to write an email? don’t die. driving to the gas station? don’t die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude
*feels something* oh no *hits dab pen, eats d8 gummy, pops a xanax, pours a glass of wine, snorts ketamine, smokes a cigarette, chugs robitussin, blends up a kratom smoothie, plugs an oxy, sublinguals valium, does 3 whippits, huffs void salts, takes a swig of skooma, eats daedra heart on pita with hummus*
