What the hap is fuckening, yo

lokidyke:

me: i want a gf

rational people: have you tried talking to women

me:

(Source: provampire)

frawgs:

think it’s time i get genuinely loved

podencos:

I don’t have crushes I just fall in love and stay there

dankmemeuniversity:

comicstore:

timmy turner: i wish every day was easter

wanda: you want jesus to die? is that what you want timmy?

cosmo: done

(Source: radarorielly)

saint-in-dishdasha:

it’s get-your-shit-back-together season

leslovebug:

Shoutout to those of you with horrible ex’s that lied to save themselves throughout the breakup and you didn’t retaliate and just took it on the chin. You’ve done yourself proud 

skypeho:

u have no morals

(Source: pukeflow)

ommanyte:

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

dankmemeuniversity:

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic)